"You can have a pastry for breakfast every day because French people do it."
"If you bake french fries, they don't count as junk food."
"Cookies are a better snack because nuts have way more fat."
"Even though you two finished that pint of Ben and Jerry's in one sitting, Dan definitely ate like 90% of it."
"This is a really small champagne glass, so four of these probably counts as one normal-sized drink."
"Just order something vegetarian at Taco Bell so you don't eat that grade D beef garbage."
"You are not stress eating."
"It's a good idea to order the guacamole. The waitress said theirs is really special."